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This website is designed to make finding different projects I am working on simple to find. The easy to use navbar at the top of the page will guide you to your destination. If you cannot find what you are looking for, you can try searching for it with the non-functional search bar. If you have any complaints, please do not hesitate to send us a homing pigeon with your complaint attached.

Using a Homing Pigeon

To use a homing pigeon, simply place your complaint into a small capsule. Then attach the capsule to the pigeons leg, slowly stroking the pigeon while doing so. Afterwards, take the pigeon slowly out of the cage, and point it in the general direction of our building. Then, quickly throw the pigeon into the air. The pigeon should take off and fly to us, where we will carefully read your complaint and place a reply in the capsule, before returning the pigeon to the you.

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Troubleshooting your Pigeon

if your pigeon is behaving strangely, or is not flying when you throw it up, try turning it off and on again. If your pigeon continues to behave strangely, take the memory cartridge out of the pigeon and blow on it before putting it back in. Make sure your pigeon is completely powered off when you do this. If your pigeon's eyes flash blue before going black, then PigeonOS has crashed. PLease restart your pigeon and select the repair feather at startup. If the problem continues, insert the installation feather that came with your pigeon into the USP (Universal Serial Pigeon) port and reinstall PigeonOS. If you continue to have problems, please return the pigeon to your manufacturer and get a new pigeon. We are not responsible for broken or damaged pigeons.